I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
