u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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