his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Spinning.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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