He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
one two three fourrrrnication!
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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