if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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