STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
