he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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