Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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