just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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