I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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