WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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