I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you will always have a special place in my vag
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
