At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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