Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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