Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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