Midget sex pt 2 tonight
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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