i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
