Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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