hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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