I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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