Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize