Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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