I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You were trust falling into bushes
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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