Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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