Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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