OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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