Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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