dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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