omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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