I met the friendliest cop last night
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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