so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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