I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i drank out of a bidet.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
