i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
so let's talk penis.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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