Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
