i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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