So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
