I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You left your phone here
Wait...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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