That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Randomize
