Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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