I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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