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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i'm going to rape that little man

(414): View more from Wisconsin

omg not your brother

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?

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(931): View more from Tennessee

and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair

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(310): View more from California

I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea

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(828): View more from North Carolina

If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.

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(210): View more from Texas

Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

did you make it home?

(604): View more from British Columbia

i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)

(778): View more from British Columbia

hahah close nuff if it isnt

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