I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
as a side note pls kill me
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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