Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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