So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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