I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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