he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Come see our sink grown plant.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
My breasts were aching with rage.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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