we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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