just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You were trust falling into bushes
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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