That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
4 words: hood of his car
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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