they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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