this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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